Heres a bit of an update that I prepared for you, loves! Theres more where that came from! And also,there's the beginning for those of you who haven't read the first time i posted it!
HOUSECAUGHT
Your name is Zarsin Tezlai. You are 8 sweeps old. You enjoy writing fan fiction, but never let anyone read it in fear it is as awful as you suspect. All of your friends make fun of your screwed up teeth and huge glasses that take up half of your face, but you’re too shy to tell them that their teasing bothers you.
You have an obsession with fan art (although you can’t draw it) of your favorite book, Housecaught. One of your friends draws amazing fan art and you are super jealous of him.
Your Trollium handle is WordArtist, and you tend to speak in A Proper Manor.
Today just so happens to be your wriggling day.
What will you do?
Why, of coarse, you will continue to stay seated at your desk, writing fan fiction. You are confused why this question even crossed your mind.
You drop your writing stick in surprise as your laptop signals that you have a new message on your favorite chat client, Trollium. You relax and open your computer.
After a quick glance at the monitor you think oh gosh, think of the troll devil.
It seems that your friend, Eternallycreativ, has graced you with his virtual presence. You roll your eyes. You had better see what he wants, though. Probably just wanting to brag about his new fan art he probably just made. Probably just to piss you off. Okay, so maybe you’re reading too much into this. You haven’t even read what he sent yet.
Eternallycreative began trolling Wordartist.
EC: hey nerd
EC: ju2t made 2ome new fan art
EC: thought I’d let you be the fir2t one to 2ee it
Eternallycreative sent Wordartist a photo.
EC: later lo2er
Eternallycreative ceased trolling Wordartist.
As soon as you get a look at the picture he sent you, you can feel your blood begin to boil in your veins.
You quickly calm yourself down and begin your daily activity of positive thinking. You are a skilled writer. You are very good at breathing. You are very popular in the world that you have created in your mind.
Alright, you think you are calm enough to respond to his message.
Wordartist began trolling Eternallycreative.
WA: Gee, Bavron. You Sure Are Talented.
EC: damn right
WA: I Can’t Wait To See Some More Of Your Art!
EC: I’m 2ure you’ll get another chance to 2ee 2ome more of my drawing2
EC: After all
EC: I AM eternally creative
Eternallycreative ceased trolling Wordartist.
You hate talking to that guy. All he does is rub his skills in your face. Oh, who are you kidding? He has a right to! You mean, did you see that drawing?
You strum your fingers on your desk as you continue to stare at your computer monitor. You really shouldn’t let these things get to you like this. You shut your laptop, pick up your writing stick, and try to continue writing your fan fiction. Out of all the fan fictions you’ve ever written, you think this one is your favorite. It’s a ship of your two favorite characters in Housecaught, Irisel and Kantri. So far, you have them in a roleplaying game called Zarp. Personally, you don’t like participating in roleplaying games like these because you think they are too dangerou—
You jump out of your seat again as your laptop obnoxiously notifies you that you have another message! You clutch your chest with your hand and try to steady your breathing. You really have to change your alert tone on your laptop. One of these days it’s going to give you a heart attack!
Looking at your computer monitor, you see that another one of your friends wants to chat!
Tipsyhacker began trolling Wordartist.
TH: h3y zarsin!
TH: gu3ss what?!
TH: I just program3d this amazingly cool gam3!
TH: you wanna g3t 3v3rybody to play tonight?! >:D
WA: Sure!
WA: That Sounds Awesome!
WA: Have You Given It A Name Yet?
TH: y3p!
TH: I call it
TH: ZBURT
TH: its amazing!!!
TH: it puts you into th3 gam3!!
WA: Don’t All Games Do That?
TH: not card or dic3 gam3s…
TH: it do3snt matt3r!
TH: its still th3 b3st gam3 you’r3 3v3r gonna play!!
WA: I Believe You! (:<
WA: I Can’t Wait To Play It!
TH: you should t3ll 3v3ryon3 about it!
TH: oh y3ah!
TH: happy wriggling day!!!!!
TipsyHacker ceased trolling Wordartist.
WA: Thanks
Oh, jeez. Didn’t you JUST get through thinking about how much you HATE roleplaying games?! Oh well. You already told her you were going to play it. What’s more, you told her you were going to individually message all of your friends and tell them about the game! Oh, how you hate social interaction! It’s a darn good thing you know about procrastination! You decide to feed your lusus before messaging your friends. Desperate times call for desperate measures, you suppose.
You prepare yourself for the climbing of 94 flights of stairs. Having a lusus with wings sure is a lot of work, but it makes for great procrastination opportunities!
Now that you have reached the platform, you realize that you have forgotten to bring any lusus food with you! It’s a good thing you store some up here!
You quickly shuffle back to your room soon after feeding your lusus. Your guess its time to get down to business. Definitely no more stalling. Time to stop beating around the bush. Really time to grab the bull by the horns, here. Okay. Here you go. You’re slowly reaching toward your laptop. Going to start typing up some messages soon. Nope, not going to put it off any longer.
You are now Bavron Mandri.
You are 8 sweeps old. You are quite addicted to your favorite online novel, Housecaught. You express your obsession by creating ground breaking fan art that all of your friends just adore. You are quite the “cool cat” and everyone knows it. You like to address your supremacy by calling all of your friends inferior names. Which is perfectly just to you since you ARE a blue blood.
Your room is decorated with all of your art work that you’ve ever done on paper, and you have given each and everyone one of them titles.
You’re not quite sure, but you are extremely suspicious that you are in fact a “homosexual”. You have heard this term numerous times on Housecaught. These strange referencings to same gender attraction lead you to believe that the creator of this masterpiece is not of your culture. You use this term to describe yourself, regardless, in order to let everyone know of your fondness for Housecaught. You think the term is starting to catch on among your friends.
You have an addiction to sappy troll romance novels, and strangely despise romance movies. You think that movies just can’t convey theyemotions written in books. In your opinion, movies will never amount to literature. It sure is hard for you to have this opinion though, considering one of your closest friends loves absolutely every troll movie that has ever been directed. It is very hard to keep this friendship, you think.
Your drawings include the shipping of couples in Housecaught that you think should be canon. You do, however, have a slight rebellion to the novel. You deliberately do not draw any canon ships. This is how you prove that you are not a total geek.
Today is your friend, Zarsin’s, wriggling day. You believe you will show your affection towards him by drawing one of his favorite ships and messaging it to him. You are positive that this will delight him. You follow through with your plan, and now are sitting at your desk.
Your trillium handle is Eternallycreative and you tend to 2peak with a bit of a li2p de2pite the fact that you are totally cool.
What will you do?
Ummm?
You’re pretty sure you have no idea where that question came from! Oh well!
You think you will draw another picture for Zarsin of his favorite ship!
You’re not much of a writer, but you think you will also send the author of Housecaught a message, literally begging him to make this ship canon. You are sure that this will allow Zarsin to know your true feelings for him. You hope.
You pick up your colored writing stick and begin to sketch a love scene of Irisel and Kantri kissing. Eh, you don’t particularly like how this drawing looks so far, but you can always use your amazing skills to polish it up later.
Earlier today, you were thinking on revealing your true feelings for Zarsin to him as another wriggling day gift. You’re not sure though. You are almost positive that the feeling of rejection will be almost too much to bare. You’re not even sure if Zarsin knows that you like him. Now that you think about it, you haven’t really given any red signs to him at all! All you’ve been giving off is black!
This only worries you because, you’re not quite sure if Zarsin can pick up black feelings. In the past, he certainly hasn’t been able to pick up any black feelings between characters in Housecaught. Oh, gosh! You can’t tell him your true feelings now! He will be completely in shock!
You decide to relieve some of your anxiety by putting all of your feelings into this drawing. You have to make it look perfect for Zarsin! You can’t disappoint him!
Oh, no. looking at your drawing now, the characters look just like you and Zarsin! Now this is just turning into something weird!
Wait! This could be the hint that you need! If you send this to Zarsin, he might catch on to your feelings! You had better make the feelings between these two trolls look a little more black for him to catch the drift though. Zarsin has never been real good at sensing feelings.
Alright, you’re done. Now all that’s left is to send the drawing to him. Why are you feeling a reluctancy to do so?
It doesn’t matter now though, it seems as if Zarsin has already contacted you! Oh your gosh! You know you have to send the drawing now!
Wordartist began trolling Eternallycreative.
WA: Umm, Hey.
WA: Kep Wants To Know If You Want To Play This Sweet New Game That She Made Tonight With All The Rest Of Our Friends.
WA: You In?
EC: uh. 2ure!
EC: that 2ound2 great
EC: haven’t played a nerd game in quite 2ome time
TH: Uh, Yeah
TH: That’s Wonderful
EC: um
EC: actually, Zar
EC: ive been meanin to give you thi2 drawing for your wriggling day
Eternallycreative sent Wordartist a photo.
EC: remind you of anyone?
WA: Um, Bavron?
WA: Is This Us Making Out?
EC: I dunno
EC: i2 it?
WA: Yeah
WA: I’m Pretty Sure It Is
EC: do ya like it?
WA: Bavron
WA: Do You Have Black Feelings For Me?
EC: umm
EC: yeah
EC: happy wriggling day!
WA: Uhh
WA: I Don’t Know How To Respond To That.
EC: oh
EC: uh
EC: *clear2 throat*
EC: well
EC: um
EC: alright
EC: ill 2ee you in the game them I 2uppose
WA: Um Yes
WA: Things Won’t Be Awkward Between Us, Will They?
EC: no
EC: im 2orry
EC: I mean
EC: it2 cool
EC: ill ju2t be going
EternallyCreative ceased trolling Wordartist.
Oh boy, that did not go over well.
What were you thinking?! He OBVIOUSLY had no idea that you had any feelings for him at all! You are such an imbecile! That was JUST the kind of rejection you were hoping to avoid!
You think now would be a good time for you to be the nerdy guy, in order to spare you from being too emotional in front of anybody.
You are now the nerdy guy.
Wow. You are absolutely shocked! Your life-long bully has just confessed his black feeling to you! You definitely did not see this coming! You severely hope that you did not traumatize this poor man by rejecting him like that! Honestly, who reacts like that? Stupid. Stupid. Stupid!
You find it a little strange that you never really considered Bavron having feelings for you like that. Nor have you thought about if you had any feelings for him.
You really are blind, aren’t you? All the signs for black feelings were there! It’s like they all just flew past you all this time.
But what really bothers you is that drawing that he sent you. I mean, it’s as beautiful as everything else that he draws, but just the way you two look kissing is just so real looking. He really does have some strong feelings for you.
You should really be the crazy girl right now so you don’t drone on about this for too long.
You are now the crazy girl.
Actually, your real name is Kepiti Isotir. You are 8 sweeps old.
Although you are referred to as crazy by your friends, you are probably the most sophisticated of your social group.
You aspire to be a novel writer of your century. You enjoy writing both fiction and nonfiction equally, although your favorite type of fiction is fantasy. You are working on numerous novels as you think, although you can never quite seem to finish one. You have finished many a short story in your day, but the novels just aren’t working for you.
Of coarse there is an easy solution to this, which you are aware of, creating a novel completely consisting of short stories. None the less, you still feel the desire to keep trying.
You have a love for romance movies, the more complex, the better. In fact, you could say that you enjoy just about every movie. You like how this makes one of your friends react. You like triggering reactions out of people. It makes it a little hard to tell if something about you is really because you enjoy it or if you enjoy the reactions it makes people have, but it’s worth it.
You enjoy shipping so much that you can’t help but to incorporate some major romance into all of your novels that you write. You also can’t help but recording every ship that you think should be canon and you tend to write down fan fictions about them. Thus, creating your ‘finishing’ problem.
None of your acquaintances are aware of this but you like to dabble in the visual arts. You doodle a considerable amount. You tend to think you are rather good at it, but having no one decent to compare your work to, it’s hard to tell your skill set.
You also enjoy hacking other people’s computers and creating games for you and your friends to play. In fact, you have created quite the doosey recently. The voices told you that it would save your race, so it must be pretty fun!
Oh, right. You hear dead trolls talking to you in your mind! It’s really a delight to hear from them though, they can be pretty depressing at times, but they really make for quite the activity guide! Always something to do for them!
Your trollium handle is Tipsyhacker and you tend to g3t a littl3 3xited wh3n you talk to your fri3nds!!!!!!!!
What will you do?
Instead of writing off this strange question in your think pan like some ordinary chump would do, you would like to think of it as your conscious speaking to you. Your strangely narrative conscious. It doesn’t really bother you though. You’ve had quite a bit of experience with strange things popping up in your head!
None the less, you will respond to it. You will sit down and start drawing a title picture for your latest novel idea.
What’s this? It seems as if you’re plans are changing before your very eyes! One of your friends wants to chat with you!
Wordartist began trolling Tipsyhacker.
WA: Um Hey Kep
WA: Sorry To Bother You Again
WA: But I Have Some Shocking News
WA: Bavron Just Told Me He Has Black Feelings For Me!
TH: and this com3s as a shock to you?
WA: Well Of Coarse It Does!
WA: Wait
WA: Did You Know About This?!
TH: I hav3 susp3ct3d it for quit3 som3 tim3 now
TH: and frankly
TH: im surpri3d that you’v3 just now caught on to it
