INTRODUCTION

INTRODUCTION

WRITTEN BY ALONNA KILPATRICK

 

PERSON ONE:

Welcome, welcome ladies and gentlemen!

 

PERSON TWO:

We have quite the show for you tonight!

 

PERSON ONE:

If you haven’t already, take your seats,

 

PERSON TWO:

Because you’ll be sitting on the edge of them the whole night

 

PERSON ONE:

Please, no talking during the performance,

 

PERSON TWO:

We’ll be doing all of that for you.

 

PERSON ONE:

There will be a ten minute intermission in the middle of the show tonight,

 

PERSON TWO:

So that you all have plenty of time to gather the socks that have been knocked off your feet by the extraordinary talent of our cast.

 

PERSON ONE:

Thank you all so much for being here.

 

PERSON TWO:

We hope that you agree it was worth five bucks to attend.

 

PERSON ONE:

And if you don’t

 

PERSON TWO:

All sales are final.

 

PERSON ONE:

So without further ado

 

PERSON TWO:

We present to you

 

BOTH:

An Ensemble of Theatre

 

END